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Sometimes I think you miss me and then I realize I’m fucking crazy.

You’re so much happier than me.






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Why is George holding the phone upside down?

isn’t the fact that he’s george bush enough of an answer ?

Is no one going to talk about the SQUIRRELS that hunt DOGS in Russia??

is no one going to talk about the green children

(via lady-of-the-cats)


look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(via lady-of-the-cats)


do u ever think about ur girlfriend and become the human version of the heart eyes emoji

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My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

I thought you said he was “just suspended” man I’m tired


Sex education in America, basically.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via hatelinn)

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